Air travel seems to be an elitist form of transport, but many passengers lose track of good relationships. Nothing better than a list of rules of etiquette I learned by making mistakes. Follow these tips and be happy:

1. Do not call the stewardess stewardess by adjectives you have learned in the courtyard of works. “Princess,” “darling”, “baby” and “piece of bad road” are not proper names.

2. Do not thank the stewardess flight attendant with a pat on the ass. That goes for the flight attendants as well.

3. Do not dress a towel on his head and start speaking in Arabic for no reason. And do not open the laptop and enter this site. Especially in international travel.

4. When you receive a snack, do not say “Ok, the sample was free now, can bring real food now.”

5. If you get sick, throw up in plastic bags available in front. That is, not the neck of the passenger side.

6. Remember the last air tragedy is not a good subject to start talking during the flight.

7. Do not make noise simulating the noise of the engine or mimics gunfire when looking out the window.

8. Do not go to the cockpit without being invited. And do not ask to fly the aircraft. He will not leave.

9. When you exit the aircraft, do not ask for a “warm” the remnants of lunch.

10. And never, ever say “Good is the call of [insert name of the bidding company ]!!!” for all to hear. This will not improve the service …

His trip will be much more quiet now, champ! For up and away!